Not for Thee | Daily Prompt

A wise man once asked me if I had ever considered the wink and smile approach.

I thought he was kidding.  I winked, smiled, paused like I was listening and quietly put it back in its box.

Big mistake.

Later that year …

I started to pay closer attention, after opening my big (but caring) mouth, and realized that the lucky recipient of my wisdom would exhibit a version of the wink and smile but … in all actuality, they were plotting my death. :)=

Duh, for the umpteenth time.

It won’t be easy, taking on the wink and smile, but if people really, really, really want my advice, they can give me a call, make an appointment, pay $75 for the session and we can all skip away blowing bubbles.

The End